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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August? A leotard"
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."
"Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike? Because either way someone is losing a trailer."
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"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"
"The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper."
"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."
"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"
"Little Johnny comes home one day... and says, ""Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"" ""What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"" ""No,"" says Johnny. ""It's salty"""
"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."