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Joke of the Day
"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"
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"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."
"I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard"
"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless you have muscular dystrophy, in which case you most certainly will not."
"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"
"TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma! Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes."
"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"What is a crack head's favourite song? Q: What is a crack head's favourite song? A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway.."
"I said to my wife's mother ""when you're dead, I'll dance in your grave."" she said: ""Good, I'm being buried at sea."""