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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree? A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? ;-D"
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"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""
"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."
"It's weird to sit and not eat, right?"
"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."
"If you're too old to get teen pregnant but still want to see a look of disappointment on your father's face, may I suggest a short haircut."
"Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology."
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."
"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"