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Joke of the Day
"I lost two bagels on a public bathroom floor. Now they're pissed."
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"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"
"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."
"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"
"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"
"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"
"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
"It's really crazy that you don't hear a round of applause every time you order a salad."
"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."