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Joke of the Day

"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"

"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."

"FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people meddling in your business, stop posting it on your status."

"I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool."

"Just found out I've been eating women's energy bars for the past few months. No side effects except making 30% less money than I used to"

"I used to be indecisive... but now I'm not so sure."

"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"

"What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!"