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Joke of the Day
"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"
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"If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside."
"What is Hitler's favorite letter in the alphabet? I don't know, but it's definitely not z's!!!"
"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."
"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Me: Will my girlfriend be ok using Chanel 5 if she's never used Chanel 1-4 Salesgirl: *into walkie talkie* security he's back here again"
"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."
"best thread convo u came across Let em rip guys an gals"
"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."
"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."