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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"
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"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."
"Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed."
"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"
"I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?"
"Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^"
"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Man: ""Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"" Waitress: *slaps his face* ""The men I please are none of your damn business!"""
"[Request] Some computer jokes."
"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."