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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"
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"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."
"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."
"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"
"Met a hot waitress at a Seafood Restaurant. She gave me crabs."
"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."
"NSFW What's your most offensive joke? Here's mine. Q: How do you get a retarded girl to swallow? A: Cum on the window and let nature take its course."
"What is a... ...pain in the ass to do with a woman? Anything What is a pain in the ass to do without a woman? Sex"
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee."