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Joke of the Day
"""Here's the problem... You've got a Pokemon up there"" - me, as a proctologist"
Next Joke
"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"
"No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates."
"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
"So what if I don't have a perfect body?! I'm way better off than I was when I started. Ya know, a baby that used to shit his pants. I do that way less now."
"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"""
"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"