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Joke of the Day
"Wow, somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes! It's about fucking time."
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"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."
"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."
"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""
"""These diet pills better work,"" I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake."
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
"5 and I are playing ""guess the number I'm thinking of"" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!"
"What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day? No, John! *You* can't see *me!*"
"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""