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Joke of the Day

"I eat bits of metal all day... It's my staple diet."

"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"I met a girl the other night. She really had something... I think it was AIDS."

"He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number."

"Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts."

"Dammit. My ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirt's in the wash. How am I supposed to hit the town without irony?"

"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."

"If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer."

"Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge ""I'm gonna jump into that canoe"". Me: ""No that's your reflection""."