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Joke of the Day
"Why are Gametes good at marketing? Sex cells!"
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"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He was like, ""Oh, wow! Thanks!"" And I was like, ""Don't mention it!"""
"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"
"A wife says to her husband ... ""I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back"" Husband say ""Well honey what do you expect you're in a wheelchair"""
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."
"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"
"Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either"
"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"