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Joke of the Day
"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."
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"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."
"Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?"
"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."
"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"
"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."
"Why was the tomato red? It saw the salad dressing."
"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."