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Joke of the Day
"People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!"
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"Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet."
"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."
"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"
"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"
"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"
"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it."
"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."
"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."
"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"