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Joke of the Day

"if you're in a bathroom & person in next stall sneezes, do you say bless you or just applaud like normal? need answer fast too late clapping"

"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."

"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"

"Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size? Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down."

"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."

"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."

"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"

"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."

"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."