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Joke of the Day
"If you're ever cold, stand in a corner. It's always ninety degrees"
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"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."
"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"
"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."
"Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny. It must be my Selfie Shtick."
"How many times can look at the sun with a telescope? You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!"
"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."
"(Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee."
"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."
"ok guys the gofundme I set up to hire a hitman to kill me is already at 3x its goal you can stop contributing"