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Joke of the Day

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men.. &nbsp; had scrambled eggs for breakfast again."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables"

"I'm going to write a colorless geometry book. It'll be called ""Fifty Shapes of Grey."""

"I read that 30% of the internet is pornography and that really makes me disappointed in humanity... ...70% of the internet is being completely wasted."

"Divide and conquer? Ok. *opens calculator app*"

"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""

"What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shellfies!"

"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."

"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."