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Joke of the Day

"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"

"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."

"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."

"What is the ultimate pleasure? To rub peanut butter on your dick and then run through a kindergarten."

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"

"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."

"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."

"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"

"Idk Why you kept reading"