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"Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8"
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"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks for some ""H2O."" His friend asks for some ""H2O too."" His friend dies."
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."
"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."
"I usually don't like recycling jokes, but... Did you hear the one about the priest and rabbi at the bottle redemption center?"
"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."
"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"