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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8"

"I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive. Afterwards they were all shitting bricks."

"It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful."

"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"

"Tell you what I know about dwarves very little. I can say that, they look up to me."

"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."

"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."

"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"

"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."

"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."