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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"

"What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"What type of bees makes milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"

"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."

"What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !"