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Joke of the Day

"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"Sometimes I masturbate while driving The passengers on my bus don't like it, but the high school hasn't fired me yet..."

"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"

"Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? He didn't have any debtperception."

"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"