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Joke of the Day
"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"
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"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they ask me, they ask me: ""Say, Paul, what's the Mahabharata?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, just a bit of light reading."""
"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"
"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."
"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."
"ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot"
"A duck walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey, your pants are down."""