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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places."
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"Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, ""Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"""
"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."
"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"
"Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water."
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"
"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."
"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"
"Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it."
"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"