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Joke of the Day

"What is Guns N' Roses' favorite type of sandwich? Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a thatinternetexporer original"

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"

"Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed. Nearly everything that company does is selfish."

"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."

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"Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!"

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."