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Joke of the Day

"What is Guns N' Roses' favorite type of sandwich? Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a thatinternetexporer original"

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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."
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"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."