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Joke of the Day
"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."
Next Joke
"Accidentally tweeted the typo ""iLettuce"" a few minutes ago and now Apple fans are lining up in front of my house."
"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""
"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."
"Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands."
"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"
"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"