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Joke of the Day
"what after c? deez nut!"
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"[travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over"
"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"
"What's black and white and red all over? A bioracial double homocide."
"For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo. That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself."
"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."
"What is the definition of diplomacy? The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are. *There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*"
"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"
"Is this how you reddit ? I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open."