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Joke of the Day
"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"
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"If you have three tuna and take away one half, what do you have? Two 'n' a half -OR- tuna half."
"""I'm gonna get a tattoo that says 'Helvetica', written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her."""
"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"Think what you will about Obama, But so far he's the best black president we've ever had."
"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"
"A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores. They'll be called Stop & P."
"[I see a cute girl reading a novel] ""Hi there. I couldn't help but notice-"" *points at book* ""That you support the murder of trees."""
"There is a fine line between public and pubic"