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Joke of the Day
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Wait, what am I saying? That'll never happen. Never mind."
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"Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*"
"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."
"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"
"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
"What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others? Your name! -"
"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."
"Where did the dog find her husband? At the Groomers!"
"What do you call the debut of a new beer? A saison premiere!"