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Joke of the Day

"A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves."

"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."

"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"There once was a man from the Cape. Who had balls like a hairy great ape. Then he met a nice girl. She gave him a whirl. And now he's got two little grapes."

"Mistakenly used yahoo for searching instead of google. It's like someone used google two days ago & is trying to remember the results."