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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"

"if i had a dollar for every time i had sex i'd be homeless"

"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""

"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""

"What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor? Weight training, it gives you the most patients."

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"""Is my butt is too big?"" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead."

"Dear McDonald's cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy b!tch."