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Joke of the Day

"Content is king. But timing is everything. Then again... location, location, location. You should probably just do everything perfectly."

"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""

"What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna."

"I just ate wood chips covered in lead-based paint... Hopefully I'll ""number 2"" a pencil."

"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."

"Why are Reddit jokes so overused? I don't know, ask Dave."

"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"

"my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote"

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"Arteries have a special place in my heart"