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Joke of the Day

"Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered."

"High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks."

"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"

"I was really hesitant about this new haircut at first.... ...but I'm starting to like it you know. It's really growing on me. Sorry I'll leave now."

"Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan"

"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"

"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."

"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."