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Joke of the Day

"A ""G"" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!"

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"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."
"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."
"I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes."
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."
"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."
"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."
"I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter's forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby."
"My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering)."