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Joke of the Day

"*looking under hood of car* ""Well there's your problem"" *removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*"

"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"

"I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"

"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."

"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."

"*eats banana seductively Banana: I have a boyfriend"

"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"

"North Korea declares war."