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Joke of the Day

"*has argument with husband* *brings up all the dumb shit he said in 2011* *adds ""Historian"" to bio*"

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"

"Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?... Because they always blow their trunks off!"

"Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong."

"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"

"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."

"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

"It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion."