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Joke of the Day

"My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: ""Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?"" Mom: ""No, who?"" Daughter: ""Ella, Ella Vader."""

"I was at a bar when I finally got the liquid courage to talk to this guy... And that was the night I broke up with him."

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."

"I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue."

"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Dallas? They woke him up."

"A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky...."

"Two blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it."

"Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"