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Joke of the Day

"The only way that meal could have been more disappointing is if it were an M. Night Shyamalan film."

"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."

"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."

"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug."

"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"

"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."

"What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up? Hushpuppies."