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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"

"The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"Lobotomies Do they smart?"

"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation? A razor."

"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."