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Joke of the Day
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout."
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"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"
"*Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said ""wrap battle"", right?"
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""
"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."
"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."
"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"
"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""
"I made my wife chuckle with this joke Now she's back to being Barbara."
"Dont do phone sex Or you'll get hearing aids"