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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry."
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"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""
"What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel."
"""Excuse the mess; we had guests,"" I graciously explain, leaving out the ""five months ago"" part."
"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""
"What do you call a barking dog riding the subway? a sub-woofer!!!"
"What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! "
"A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal. I dunno, what do you want?"
"I'm not a racist but. . . I fucking hate marathons."