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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry."
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"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"
"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."
"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"
"Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It's very naughty"
"Why was the lightbulb invented? Somebody had an idea."
"I don't want to just eat Olive Garden. I want to eat OLIVE it."
"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."
"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"
"My wife got mad at me for starting another British TV series... I said, ""don't worry, it'll be over soon."""