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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is so fat.. ..when she wears high heels she strikes oil"
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"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"
"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."
"""Hey sorry Im overprotective, guess I just get nervous since I watched OUR FAMILY GET MURDERED!"" -What the dad on Finding Nemo shouldve said"
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."
"How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone 'er."
"What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!"
"Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes? Because you only get out what you pudding."
"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"