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"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"

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"I like my jokes how I like my women Reposted and reused."
"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"
"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "
"Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement."
"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."
"Two blondes are heading to Disney World, on their way there, they see a sign that says ""Disney World Left""... ... They quickly head left and have a great vacation at Disney World."
"Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss."
"What do they call Redditting on the toilet? Snoo on the loo"
"Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?"
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