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Joke of the Day
"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"
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"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."
"What the hell is Minecraft? Hitler's lesser known, second, book about his love of knitting."
"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"
"Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company: The Power of Greyskull"
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""
"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."
"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"
"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."
"American Top Gear"