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Joke of the Day

"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."

"I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek..."

"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?"

"Amy Winehouse's final album was ""recorded before her death."" Thanks for the clarification."

"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."

"How does Jesus stay in shape? He does crossfit."

"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"

"Wait, so pooping on the entire rim of a toilet, closing the seat over it, and calling it a ""Devil's Oreo"" ISN'T a thing?"

"Can't wait to throw buckets of melted snicker bars at the walls of the bathrooms at work today & blame Bob's diarrhea again."

"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"