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Joke of the Day
"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"
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"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."
"After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down."
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"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."
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"What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard."