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Joke of the Day

"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."

"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"

"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."

"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""

"What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus Ay, Ay, Ay, Ayy"

"For today. * Knock knock. * Who's there? * 9/11. * 9/11 who? * [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"

"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"

"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"

"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."