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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't be a Step-Father. I don't drink enough."
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"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."
"I'm shit at telling jokes. I always punch up the fuck line."
"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"
"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"
"I was a virgin by choice until I was 25. Not my choice, mind you."
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."