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Joke of the Day
"I finally talked to my crush today I told her that she smells different when she's awake"
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"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."
"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"
"How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm"
"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"
"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"
"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."
"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"
"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"