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Joke of the Day

"that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup"

"Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing."

"If all else fails, pretend you don't speak English."

"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"

"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."

"Got a tan this weekend. Might exchange it for a turquoise."

"My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high but I take everything with a grain of salt."

"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"