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Joke of the Day
"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."
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"A man takes his sick wife to a doctor.. The doctor after making initial observations, says - 'Sir, your wife doesn't look so good'. To which the man replies, 'Yea, but she gives great head'."
"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"
"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."
"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"What's a lumberjack's favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton"