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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"
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"My kids aren't going to believe in Santa. They're going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree."
"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."
"To avoid butterflies in your stomach, don't eat caterpillars."
"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."
"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
"""GET A TREE"" - what I just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn"
"Two Condoms are walking past a gay bar... ... one turns to the other and says, ""Wanna go get shit faced?"""
"When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say ""now let's try this again."""
"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."