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Joke of the Day
"Did Abraham's brother have any kids? Yes. A Lot."
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"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
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"I'd be able to find affordable glasses... In an eye deal world."
"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"What do computers eat for snacks? Micro-chips."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline read ""Small medium at large."""
"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."
"People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?"