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Joke of the Day
"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."
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"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"
"If a Woman says you're ""unfuckable""... ...she means ""you're unattractive"". If a Man says you're ""unfuckable"" it means ""you're a Mermaid"""
"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"
"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."
"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."
"[Phone with Mom] ""Did you just friend request me?"" I'm on fb now ""I'm not adding you"" Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*"
"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"
"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."
"[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before."